Spoon

When I was a child I won a sweet light saber soon out of a cereal box. I would like to have a spoon that is a real light saber, by clicking a hidden button on the backside of the spoon it would turn in to a huge red beam of chaos that I would use to fight away any body that will dare to get in my way. It will be disguised as a normal spoon but by one click of a button all hell will break lose. I would be the Jedi spoon master and no body would be able to match me, I am unstoppable!